Indoor legend, strictly after dark
Catsby
He owns the room. The room is a kitchen.
House Rules
Catsby runs a small domestic empire from the good chair, enforcing immaculate tailoring, refrigerated tribute, and long silences between decisions.
Ticker
$CATSBY
Registered Office
The warmest chair in the building.
Daily Uniform
Black shades and fourteen silver links.
Working Hours
Whenever the refrigerator opens itself.
Core Skill
Looking expensive beside ordinary appliances.
Risk Profile
Nothing gets knocked over without counsel.
A Quiet Promotion
The chain appeared first. By midnight, Catsby had turned one kitchen stool into a private club and named the refrigerator silent partner.
Arrival
The chain enters before the cat.
Inspection
Every bowl receives one silent review.
Negotiation
Tuna first; paperwork remains unnecessary.
Hospitality
One stool, no plus-ones.
Departure
The room notices several minutes later.
Catsby has taken the good chair.